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1�'r4-AF-T- r-c� Hidden Vealley Concept Plan Outflne/notes for discussion AFTER Annexation approved: Bucolic, scenic vistas will remain undisturbed as you move through the valley on an electric golf cart. Only difference is now it will be populated by wild animals from around the world. - A CRPD wild animal park — in Hidden Valley's main flat lands. - We are going with a retro name and calling it Jungleland There would be a centralized location for safe and humane animal interaction. . v% Play with baby elephants, bottle feed sloths, kiss a koala, cuddle big cats. L� CRPD has already formed a non-profit and hired both Carole Baskin and Joe Exotic to cooperatively V ._ oversee the Operations and Management of the wild animal park. Gondola L Why climb a mountain, when you can be wisked to the top in a gondola capable of carrying people, bikes and go karts for lots of downhill fun. The gondola will leave Hidden Valley, summ tnear Sandstone • Peak and head down to PCH. While at the summit, disembark and enjoy sweeping,vistas of the Conejo Valley and Channel Islands and beyond. This will provide an alternate, traffic and sttress-free conveyance to the beach. What's more, the Gondola supports will be designed with zip :lineplatforms for a thrilling down-hill ride! S �� The Underground Playground 10 �'�t)o I4o-r 00c, g 'yBeneath the surface there would be much more. q) The water table is so low in Hidden Valley that underground,development is easy and cost effective and will include ample parking. For the kids: An Underground Playground —The worlds larges:;p'ystructure — covering more than 2 acres — with \ nn �f separate areas for kids 2-5 and 5-12. p � For Teens and Young Adults: r Ska-Teen —A premiere roller-skating,venue — a perfect place for your first kiss. ("All skate slowly in th opposite direction ... ) Tilt —The largest Virtual Reality g�\an�e:;room ever created (suitable for all ages) The F-oeOd House — Indoor ice rink, and sport court complex so vast that tennis _ layer__�nd_�ckle-ballers wills spontaneously lock aims 141 joy sin in "The Farmer and The Cowman�from the famous musica p Y �,1 Y g g .�_ "Oklahoma". The Field\ Ho Cse will be operated as a side business by Tom Cohen. Conejo Bowl — LarryJ, afts< CMATO will be provided a right of first refusal to operate the first of its kind bowling alley an&a�\t'gallery combo. For the over,2l go'wd, there will be a variety of new underground restaurants, bars and dance clubs with names"1i ke fie Yucatan Cantina, The Red Onion, Stargate, and of course, The Yukon Belle; plus a few im,pp60s,like Phases and the 3-2-1 Club. Mina -g tf,� d Go-Karts Qeiectric) —Just awesome fun! No explanation necessary. For parents: r� When kids whine that there's nothing to do, with the Underground Playground, parents will be able to drop their kids off first thing in the morning and refuse to let them back into the house until the street yr lights come on. Parents can then go home, make a good coffee or open a bottle of wine a sit in their ern quiet house. For Adults and Seniors A full size replica of "The Atlantis" Resort will be constructed. Still need to decide how "adult" this will be. Definitely no kids will be allowed.